🍔 BURGER KILLS — “WHERE THE FOOD HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN.”
Burger Kills is a fast‑food restaurant unlike any other, staffed by a bizarre mix of undead workers, chaotic mascots, and fully sentient menu items.
The team includes zombies who wander between tables taking orders, along with zombie butchers in the back who prepare ingredients with eerie determination. The Hamburglar is part of the crew as well, doing his best to stay out of trouble while keeping an eye on the more rebellious food.
Jack in the Box, the scary clown, pops up without warning to announce specials, while Ronald, another unsettling clown with an unnatural smile, oversees the fry station with suspicious enthusiasm.
The menu itself is alive. Sentient Burgers march on sesame‑seed legs, Sentient Fries swarm in crunchy little formations, and Sentient Sodas fizz and burp out their own bubbly language. Their undead counterparts—Sentient Zombie Burgers, Zombie Fries, and Zombie Sodas—shuffle, drag, and gurgle their way through each shift, glowing eyes and creepy sounds included.
Burger Kills proudly serves its signature Halloween Burgers, Halloween Fries, and Halloween Sodas, each packed with spooky flavor and unpredictable supernatural effects.
At Burger Kills, the food isn’t just alive—
it’s on the clock.
Disclaimer: Based on our knowledge Burger Kills does not currently yet exist physically or even virtually in our reality as of right now for us this is just a meme that we're considering turning into something real In the very near future, any Burger kills restaurant that does exist is out of our control. We do want to give credit to Burger King for inspiring this idea and we want to give credit to whoever created the meme of Burgerkills.